Saturday, August 16, 2014

Dog with an Ice Cream Trust Account


During two summers while attending Yale Law School
I worked as a Good Humor truck vendor
Around the City Of Thompsonville
About 15 miles from Hartford, Connecticut 

The job was strenuous, in and out of the truck all day long
But the earnings were good
25% of the amount from the ice cream sold
So I worked as many hours as I physically could 

As my first season progressed
And I gained experience
I learned that dogs could hear me ringing the bells on my truck
At a great distance 

So what I then routinely did was ring the bells frequently toward the end of one street
Which had the effect in essence
Of causing my dog customers
To alert their masters to my forthcoming presence 

So what frequently happened
Was when I appeared on the next street what I would see
Would be my dog and human customers lined up at the curb together
Making serving them much easier than it would otherwise be 

There is one story about a dog on my route
That I think is really neat
The owner paid me in advance
The cost of me providing his dog his daily ice cream treat 

The way it worked was as follows
When the dog approached my truck, which he routinely did
The next thing to occur
Would be for me to grab a vanilla Dixie cup, and give it to the dog, after removing the lid 

I don’t really know what various financial arrangements have occurred
Concerning dog owners and the pets they love
But the first establishment of an ice-cream trust account
May have been as described above

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