How Harvard Can Make You Disappear

                                              

Harvard College has a procedure

Admittedly rarely invoked

Whereby college officials can expunge you from the records

If  they are severely provoked

This goes way beyond expulsion

Not only  are you dismissed as a student

But your offenses were deemed so severe

That asserting you were never there is deemed to be prudent

Harvard science labs have certainly attained great heights

But it seems a skill developed, undoubtedly after much persistence

Is the unusual and unique ability

To transform a miscreant into non-existence

Perhaps our government should contact Harvard

Why bother with rockets and missles, and other explosive gear

To eliminate our most feared enemies

Find out from Harvard how you can make them simply disappear